LaBeaver Was Soooooooooooooo "Bright" his mother called him sunny!

LaBeaver Was Soooooooooooooo "Bright":
· -LaBeaver took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
· -LaBeaver sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
· -LaBeaver thought a quarterback was a refund.
· -LaBeaver tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
· -LaBeaver thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

LaBeaver Was Soooooooooooooo "Bright":
· -LaBeaver thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
· -LaBeaver thought General Motors was in the army.
· -LaBeaver thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
· -LaBeaver thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
· -under "education" on his job application, LaBeaver put "Hooked On Phonics."

LaBeaver Was Soooooooooooooo "Bright":
· -LaBeaver tripped over a cordless phone.
· -LaBeaver spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
· -LaBeaver told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
· -at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," LaBeaver put "Sagittarius."
· -LaBeaver asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

LaBeaver Was Soooooooooooooo "Bright":
· -LaBeaver studied for a urine test.
· -LaBeaver thought he needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
· -LaBeaver sold the car for gas money!
· -when LaBeaver missed the 44 bus, LaBeaver took the 22 bus twice instead.
· -when LaBeaver went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left,"
LaBeaver turned around and went home.

LaBeaver Was Soooooooooooooo "Bright":
· -when LaBeaver heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, LaBeaver moved.
· -LaBeaver thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
· -if LaBeaver spoke his mind, he'd be speechless.
· -LaBeaver thought that he could not use his AM radio in the evening.
· -LaBeaver had a shirt that said "TGIF," which LaBeaver thought stood for "Tits Go In Front."
· -LaBeaver thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease