South Skunky Academy
LaBeaver's Speech

Dr. LaBeaver was scheduled to speak at the budget hearing, 
so he asked Ms. Clamchuck to write him a  20-minute speech.

When LaBeaver returned from the hearing, he was furious.

"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded 
to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."

Clamchuck was baffled.  "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," she replied. 
"I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for...."

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