South Skunky Schools
Contract Perk

Dr. LaBeaver took title to his new Lexus purchased by the Bored
of Education for him.  He knew it cost a bundle, but the cost was
hidden in his contract. Two days later, he brought it back, complaining
that the radio was not working.

"Sir," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is
completely automatic.  All you need to do is tell it what you want to
listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"

He drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. He
looked at the radio and said "Nelson." The radio responded,
"Ricky or Willie?"  Soon, he was speeding down the highway
to the sounds of "On the road again..."  The dork was astounded.
If he wanted Beethoven, that's what he got. If he wanted Nat
King Cole, he got it.

Suddenly, at a traffic light, the light turned green and he pulled
out.  Off to his right, out of the corner of her eye, he saw Dr.
Raygun's sports utility vehicle speeding toward him.  He swerved
 And narrowly missed a head-on collision."

"FUCKEN SKUNKY SCUMBAG ASSHOLE," he muttered. 
And, from the radio.................................................................

"Live from the last Bored of Education Meeting..."


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