Dr. LaBeaver walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
   The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to Dr. LaBeaver they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
   Unfazed, Dr. LaBeaver assures the pharmacist that he has been buying
the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
   "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
   "But I always get it here," says Dr. LaBeaver.
   "Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist
   "YES!" said Dr. LaBeaver, "I'll go home and get it."
   He returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to him, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
   Annoyed, Dr. LaBeaver snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the container  "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."