South Skunky Schools
Gardening Class
A Gardening teacher was spreading a load of manure
in
the courtyard when Stuperintendent LaBeaver stopped by.
"These flies sure are terrible," LaBeaver complained.
"Yes Sir." the teacher said as he watched LaBeaver shoo away several flies. “Those are circle flies."
"What's a circle fly?" asked LaBeaver.
"Those are flies that circle a horse's ass." answered the teacher. "Those are circle flies."
"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?" LaBeaver angrily asked.
"No, I didn't," the teacher replied. "But you just can't fool those flies."
"These flies sure are terrible," LaBeaver complained.
"Yes Sir." the teacher said as he watched LaBeaver shoo away several flies. “Those are circle flies."
"What's a circle fly?" asked LaBeaver.
"Those are flies that circle a horse's ass." answered the teacher. "Those are circle flies."
"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?" LaBeaver angrily asked.
"No, I didn't," the teacher replied. "But you just can't fool those flies."
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