South
Skunky Schools
Nuclear Power Lesson
Stuperintendent
LaBeaver decided to teach a Lesson on Nuclear Power to a science
class to demonstrate his
expertise as an educator.
Before he
started a student questioned his qualifications.
LaBeaver said, "Ask me any science question you want, and
I will answer it."
"OK," said
the student, "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces
clumps of road apples. Why do
you suppose that is?"
"Actually,"
said Dr. LaBeaver. "I have no idea."
"Well, then,"
said the student, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know
shit?"
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