1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

 2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

 3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

 4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

 5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

 6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

 7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

 8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

 9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

 10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

 11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

 12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

 13. Abba--- Denture Queen.

 14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

 15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

 16. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

17. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again