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Moose's C r u i s e
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Now Accepting Reservations! Additional
cruise information available below. |
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Moose's Cruise Lines is
excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise, along the
pirate-infested coast of Somalia ! |
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Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route
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Rates and Availability |
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Ship Name
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Starting
Price |
Days |
Availability |
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Sun
Splendor |
$5,200.00 |
5 |
Fully Booked |
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Grand Voyage |
$6,150.00 |
7 |
Reservations Available |
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Horizons IV |
$7,091.00 |
10 |
Reservations Available |
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Horizons III |
$5,200.00 |
7 |
Fully Booked |
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Grand Voyage II |
$6,300.00 |
7 |
Fully Booked |
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Grand Voyage III |
$5,200.00 |
5 |
Reservations Available |
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Coastal Paradise |
$5,200.00 |
7 |
Reservations Available |
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Coastal Paradise II |
$8,200.00 |
10 |
Reservations Available |
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Peril Princess |
$5,200.00 |
7 |
Fully Booked |
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Peril Princess II |
$5,200.00 |
7 |
Reservations Available |
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We board our
luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the
entrance to the Red Sea,
and disembark in Mombassa , Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days
later.
Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy,
inside room)
and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest). |
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You'll relax like never
before! |
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That's because you are welcome to
bring your own arsenal with you.
If you don't have your own weapons,
you can rent them from our onboard
Master Gunsmith.
Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet
and marksmanship competitions every night!
But the best fun of all, of course, is... |
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...Pirate Target
Practice!
The object of our cruise is to sail
up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates! |
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Weapons rentals: |
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Weapon
Selection |
Price |
Description
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AK-47
Light Assault
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$12.00
Per Day |
On a budget? Rent a full-auto
scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day with 7.62 ball ammo at $12
per 100 rounds: |
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M-16 Full
Automatic
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$25.00
Per Day |
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day
with ammo attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56
armor-piercing:
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Barrett
M-107 50 Caliber
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$59.00
Per Day |
Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention
like a Barrett M-107 50-cal sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25
rounds of armor-piercing
ammo affordably priced at only $29.95. |
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RPG
Launcher
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$175.00
Per Day |
Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG
for only $175/day with three fragmentation rounds included! A
true favorite among
pirates, rent one today and show you care! |
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Customer
Testimonials |
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"Six attacks in 4 days were more
than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two,
and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"
-- Matt F. Bayport, NY
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"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well
worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!"
-- Joe C., Brookhaven , NY |
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per
30 seconds of sustained fire! |
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Additional Cruise Line
Services |
- Need a spotter? Our professional
crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour.
(spotting scope included, but gratuities are not)
- Also included: Free complimentary
night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee,
pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm
until 6am
- Our deluxe package comes complete
with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar
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OUR SATISFACTION
GUARANTEE! |
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We guarantee
you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or
you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombasa ..
How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12
nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , thus in international
waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three
passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum
visibility by Somali "mother ships."
We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the
entire Somali Coast . At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle
rockets are shot every five minutes with loud disco music
directionally beamed shore side to attract maximum attention.
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ACT NOW! |
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Cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your
package before May 31st and get a great bonus - 100
rounds of free tracer ammo in the
caliber of your choice!
So sign up for the Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now!
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BUT THERE'S
EVEN MORE!
\Reserve now
and be automatically entered to win a 5 minute time slot on the
Captain's own Twin Browning 50
Caliber M2HB installation!
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam . Don't
worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close to
the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... Come on
board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates!" --
Billy N., Savannah , GA
"Holy crap! I mean literally, I crapped myself! This gun shook the
deck like thunder, and I was laughing so hard I just had to release
it. AWESOME!-- Moose M, East Patchogue, NY |
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Bubba's Cruise...