South Skunky Schools
Administrative Knowledge

In case you've ever wondered why ignorance rises to the
ADMINISTRATIVE  LEVEL,
here is a simple explanation that is also a
mathematical proof.

Known facts:
  Knowledge is Power;
  Time is Money; and, as every scientist knows,
  Power = Work / Time.

Therefore:
If Knowledge = Power and Time = Money and Power = Work / Time,

Then [by substitution]: Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches zero,
regardless of the Work done. 
What this means is: 
The less you know, the more you make.

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