South Skunky Schools
TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT SOUTH SKUNKY HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH INSURANCE PLAN:
10 Your annual breast exam is done at
Hooters.
9 Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8 The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7 The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6 The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is " An apple a day.
5 Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4 "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is not a typographical error.
3 The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
2 Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP PLAN:
1 You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
9 Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8 The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7 The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6 The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is " An apple a day.
5 Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4 "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is not a typographical error.
3 The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
2 Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP PLAN:
1 You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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